For those wondering how I managed to convince Maggie to leave the Big Apple, below I have transcribed our exact conversation.
Me: Honey, we should leave New York and move to an island in the middle of the Caribbean.
Maggie: That's just crazy!!!
Me: What is?
Maggie: Moving from New York to an island in the middle of the Caribbean!
Me: Why? New York is an island.
Maggie: Oh. Well, when you put it that way, it makes perfect sense. Okay. Let's go.
Me: Great. I don't think we should take much. Probably just our swimsuits and the diaper bag.
Maggie: And sunscreen.
Me: Right, sunscreen.
I think also it's important to throw in the fact that our heater was broken, there was two feet of snow on the ground, and we had just received notice that our health isurance premium was increasing $200 per month. Thank you very much Freelancers Union.
p.s. hiya and how ya doin?
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