Friday, September 4, 2009

Opening Questions from the World's WORST Father



Q: Is it ok to feed leftover pancake batter to my 6-week old?


Q: Can I bathe my baby and my dog at the same time?


Q: If I forget his bottle, is it appropriate to ask the nursing mom at Barnes and Noble if she has enough milk in her breast for my kid?


Q: My newborn loves sleeping in an idling car. How often should I check on him?


Q: Will my baby's tattoo stretch out too much as he gets older?

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