Step Two: Our stuff, what to do with it? Storage. Where? My parent's house. But they live in Virginia. I'll rent a truck and drive it there. But there is just so much of it. Okay, well, let's put it on ebay.
$42.00 play station 2
$8.00 belt buckle
$64.00 King of the Hill seasons 1-6
$13.00 iPod shuffle
$6.00 Converse Chuck Taylors (gingerly used)
etc...
+______________
$457.00 total
It really is frightening how much stuff a person has lying around that essentially just takes up space. A quick inventory and a little sorting and voila! I had just paid for...
Step Three: Plane tickets - LGA to STX - One way - $405 - That leaves fifty two bucks for gummy bears; Mickey D's bacon, egg and cheese biscuits; and reeses pieces. And yes, I will spend every cent on these three things. You shouldn't mess with pre-flight rituals, and these are mine.

Step Four: Where are we gonna live when we get there? Easy peezy. Craigslist.com That place has everything. You want a Vespa in Ft. Lauderdale, done. A babysitter in Des Moines, no prob. Sexual favors in San Fran, (isnt that how the list got started?). Moving on. What I need is an apartment in St Croix. Oh look, this one has a view of the ocean... A few emails back and forth and not only did we have a place to live for $900 a month, but also a Jeep Wrangler and a ride from the airport. Thank you Craig. Your list has been most helpful.
Step Five: The Caribbean. See ya when I get there.